Smart squee.

Put away your books and break out the No. 2 pencil. Here's a math equation for you:

A man is walking across a railroad bridge that goes from point A to point B. He starts at point A, and when he is 1/4th of the way across the bridge, he hears a train approaching. If the train's speed is 60MPH, how many passengers onboard are reading a James Patterson book?

Answer: 1/3.

That's right. Take a look around you on any plane, train, or automobile and you are guaranteed to spot someone reading a James Patterson book. Deemed "The man who can't miss" by Time Magazine, Patterson may be better known to your parents as the author of the Alex Cross series, or the Women's Murder Club. To your friends, he's the guy that created the butt-kicking kids with wings.

Maximum Ride, a best-selling novel on the New York Times Best Sellers List, is not your ordinary book. It comes complete with an uber-cool website (MaximumRide.com), a message board popularized by almost 10,000 fans, a MySpace, and its own soundtrack! That's right. A book with a soundtrack.


I first discovered this series after learning about The Summer Obsession's involvement on the CD. Featuring more cool music by Holly Brook (The girl from the hook on Fort Minor's hit "Where'd You Go") and other up and coming artists, the characters "hand-picked" the bands and songs that represented them and their story the best.

Never one to turn down a great blog, the characters post updates on Fang's blog, letting "Flock" fans know what they're up to between books. With all the secret files and cool pictures, no wonder readers are addicted to this!

Their story is intense, fun, and funny. If you're a fan of sarcasm, take some notes from Max. If you like the tall, dark, and quiet type, you're bound to squee over Fang. (According to their MySpace, Iggy, the blind pyrotechnic genius of the group may be giving him a run for his money, though!)

The third installment in the series, Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, hits stores May 2007. Rumor has it there may be a movie in the works. With the cool wing special effects in the latest X-Men movie (Remember Angel?), this should be something no one wants to miss!


Squeeworthy site extras:

• Listen to the Holly Brook/Max Ride podcast
• Watch exclusive Max Ride videos from The Summer Obsession

Funny squee.

I'm always a fan of a good blog, and John Mayer definitely has one of them.

Why is this squeeworthy? Cause the guy bothers to write his own material instead of his management or his label telling you "what John thinks." You're reading the unfiltered thoughts of JM's head, most of which are a sitcom waiting to happen.

Take, for instance, John's latest post in the style of popular celebrity gossip site "Pink Is the New Blog," or his entry entitled, "Nike Plus Vs. A Guy On Stage" where he wore the latest gizmo from Apple, the Nike Plus iPod kit on stage during a concert.

*Visit his blog to see who won.

Buy the kit for yourself and find out how many miles you log running to chem class before the bell rings or trying to catch that fleeting school bus in the AM. You'll probably get awarded bonus calories burned if you're a freshman with a backpack.

Speaking of Mr. Mayer, if you didn't buy Continuum, you are missing a staple album of 2006.


Get it now on iTunes:


Other squeeworthy blogs worth bookmarking:

• Jason Mraz
• Fang's Blog, from the book Maximum Ride
• Pink Is the New Blog